My Money's on Miss Piggy
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 Per Wikipedia - "In colloquial speech, bullying often describes a form of harassment perpetrated by an abuser who possesses more physical and/or social power and dominance than the victim. The victim of bullying is sometimes referred to as a target. The harassment can be verbal, physical and/or emotional.
... Targets of bullying in school are often pupils who are considered strange or different by their peers to begin with, making the situation harder for them to deal with."
One of our sons has been bullied recently. He seems to grasp what has happened and although hurt and fatigued, he has a surprisingly logical perspective about the situation. The bully-er is not a bad or mean child and is fortunate to have a mother who received the information graciously and will redirect his behavior appropriately. I'm confident of this.
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My brother Mallory Joe was severely bullied when he was in the sixth grade. We were raised to be lovers, not fighters. No toy guns in our house, no hitting, no unkindness tolerated. Mother wouldn't even allow us to say the word "weird" because it was derogatory. People aren't weird, she would say, they're different.
Mallory Joe didn't know how to handle the bullying. I don't think Mom knew how bad it was. She listened to my brother and encouraged him to take the high road, remember sticks and stones may break my bones—all the quasi-hippie, make love, not war encouraging words. Mallory Joe did what Mom said...and continued to get. his. ass. kicked.
One day Mallory Joe came home from school, disheveled, clothing torn and clearly shaken. Mother asked him what had happened. I watched her make-love-not-war-philosophy fly out the window as she listened to the humiliation my brother had endured after school.
She sent Mallory Joe and one of his friends out to find the bully that afternoon. She was calm and firm as she gave the boys specific instructions on how and what to say to the bully.
I'll never forget seeing Mallory Joe and his friend confidently ride away on their bicycles, empowered with the knowledge that amnesty for acts not yet committed awaited them when they returned home. Mother channeled her best pissed-off Miss Piggy voice and yelled after them, "OH... AND MAKE HIM BLEED, HONEY!"
- "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy
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Reader Comments (20)
I was about to share a bullying story that happened to my oldest daughter, but I think I'll write a post and not take up the entire length of the screen in your comment section.
Miss Piggy! *snort*
Bullying is an ugly thing that brutalizes both the bully and the bullied.
So glad you have confidence that the parents will help stop the bully-er.
Cheri - I think I may have been bullied by "you-know-who"... Thoughts of Miss Piggy and her karate chops make me feel better.
Lady Fi - You're right. I didn't mean to make light of a serious situation. Bullying can be devastating.
Aww - Miss Piggy! What a great quote.
Sometimes you just have to throw down the gauntlet and take a stand.
As a mom, it's hard to tell your kid to do it, but it's even harder to restrain yourself from saying, "hit 'em hard, dear, and make sure they're down but good." Balance.
Miss Piggy indeed. I guess it's time for a good hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaah!
Smooth sailing this year, the offending "entitities" are gone.
And Kelly's Kung Fu training will set her up for life should she need to use it. She should be a black belt in another 4 years!
The thing to remember is: everyone gets theirs eventually. Bullies eventually get their asses kicked.
I hope your boy doesn't get bugged anymore. If he does, all I need is an address. :)
If you need the strong arm of the Mafia, let me know. I gots connections, yo.
And that Miss Piggy line: totally accurate. :)