A Book Signing, A Review, An Article...and My Bad Jamaican Patois
Thursday, March 22, 2012 First, a little housekeeping:
- I'll be signing books at the Sugarhouse Barnes & Noble this Saturday, March 24th, from 11:00 am to 3:00 pm. If you're in the area, please swing by and say hello! I'll throw some extra gum in my purse to share.
- I was thrilled to see a review of To Mormons, with LOVE in Deseret News!
- A piece I wrote about shunning appeared on LDSLiving.com last week. Check it out and join the discussion.
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While we were in Orlando I received an email from a Utah reporter who asked if she could interview me about my book for a local daytime television show, Fresh Living. YES! Who cares if I'm post-vacation puffy and have zero experience being interviewed...especially on camera. I can do this!
The lovely Kate Valentine and her camera guy, Dave, arrived at our home last Friday morning less than 48 hours after we'd returned from a 12-day Orlando vacation. The house was dusty, but orderly, and the kids were cooperative and excited about "TV people" coming to our house. We made our beds, brushed our teeth, and spent a little more time than usual consulting the mirror.
Mary (the dog), apparently still angry that we hadn't taken her to Florida, threw up and pooped on the carpet a few hours before Kate and Dave arrived. She did this in the room where the majority of the interview occurred. My good friends OxiClean, Febreze, and ShamWow handled the misfortune beautifully.
I don't remember each question or my exact answers. I felt nervous, self-conscious, and didn't want to blow an opportunity to generate interest in my book.
At one point I struggled to express myself; I said, "Don't worry, be happy," in a very bad Bobby McFerrin imitation. ??? The phrase...the accent...had nothing to do with our discussion.
The 60-90 minutes Kate and Dave spent in our home filming, taking notes, talking with the boys and me, will be reduced to a few moments. And until it airs, I have nothing to be self-conscious about. The piece was supposed to air on Monday, March 19th, but buzz surrounding some new movie...The Hunger Games...bumped it.
I know the show is local, so I don't have delusions of grandeur, yet as I've shared prior, I'm not in a space of false humility, either. The boys and I are anxious to see the result of our spit shining, babbling, and smiling. I'll share the date and time when I hear from Ms. Valentine, and if there's a link to the piece after it airs, I'll post here and on Twitter.
And for some reason, if the interview doesn't find it's way to television, the boys and I are still thankful for the unique experience. And we won't worry...we'll be happy...mon.
Getting miked = the same fear I feel on thrill rides and results in the same facial expression.
Book Stuff, Television tags: Fresh Living, book signing, nervous babble, television interview 
Reader Comments (7)
Chrisy, you look so beautiful!
This is why I will never be famous . . . my house is a pig sty.
I will be sitting right here in front of my computer waiting for you to post the link to the interview that will be aired, of course it will.
Still waiting.
Still waiting.
I will wait right here.
Don't worry.
I don't mind.
I am really excited.
Still.
Yay!
Waiting.
Thinking of you.
And waiting.
Sipping hot chocolate.
Waiting.
And still waiting.
Dang that hot chocolate.
Waiting with bladder full of hot chocolate. (TMI. Sorry.)
Need to "excuse myself" because of hot chocolate.
Will come back.
Love this. Love you.
XO
Go you!!
I'm thrilled for you and cannot wait for you to share the links!
Hi there. Wow! I am so happy for you. I've been out of the loop for quite a while and you've written a book! (that i will be sure to get soon) Congrats!
Jamaican Slang can help you with some jamaican patios.
I will think of your charm when the world finally recognizes my genius and comes to interview me.