It never fails.

Chris doesn't travel that much for work. He has two, one-week-long commitments each year for his employer. One is in June, the other in October. He's away now.
I can count on a couple of things happening when Chris travels.
2) At least one of the kids vomits in the middle of the night. I'm not talking about a child waking you up saying their stomach hurts, and you gently guide them to the toilet, they get sick, you brush their teeth and put them back to bed.
I'm talking about a child running into your room crying and gasping, the smell preceding them, you jump from your bed to the child, pick them up or push them hard, and get them to the bathroom so they can spit the last teaspoon of sick into a toilet. The rest of the sick has hit every linen on their bed (including the dust ruffle), the wall (including baseboards), and marked a trail on the carpet from their room to yours. A Hansel and Gretel technique.
The good news is, we've not had a vomit incident. I hesitate to even type that. Chris would shush me and call me crazy for giving this a voice. He's not superstitious, but he would consider this too serious to tempt.
The bad news is, I'm sick. Mother would say, "Lets focus on the positives!
- The kids aren't sick! Well, except Toddler Child, but that's just a little congestion.
- Everyone's finally sleeping through the night! [It's honestly been years in our house.]
- You have the WHOLE bed to yourself!
- Your hair's been looking much better lately!
- Oh, and you're not pregnant!"
Reader Comments (19)
You're welcome.
We Be Toys - Thanks. I feel terrible right now. I'm looking forward to a little solo remote time tonight.
Joe Girl - Your poor mother! I wouldn't like a bat in the house either.
Mrs. D. - True, and it is nice. Easier to make in the morning.
San Diego Momma - You made me laugh - a crusty, deep laugh. Thank you.
Cheri - Thank you too.
As for item #2, you already know how I feel about that. And I took care of that one for you. The Emesis gods have been appeased.
Pseudoephedrine 12-hour. Takes care of that congestion just enough to make you feel human again. And Tylenol.
I'm sending you healthy thoughts! And a cabana boy (if I can find him).
I hope you're feeling better!
Anissa - Thanks for doing your part, although I think you've taken plenty for the team. XO
Tysdaddy - You and Anissa are both "taking one for the team" - we ALL owe you! Hope everyone feels better soon.
Tristan - Shush!
Corbie - That's funny! Usually we have fewer clogged toilet's when Chris leaves town. I'm proud that you and your kids set some PR's when Robert's away. Neato.
Sherri - I SAW that comment in my email, but it's vapor on the blog? I can't find that it ever existed. Weird. I'm sorry. It's a very funny comment. As a matter of fact, I'm going to my email RIGHT now so I can copy it over here... Oh, and thanks. I still feel sick.
(copied by Chris from email because something on the blog didn't work)
Feel better!