tumblr page counter
HOME about press book archives+categories contact Chrisy Ross on twitter Chrisy Ross on facebook subscribe by RSS subscribe by email
buy the book
To Mormons, With Love
buy the book
buy now buy now buy now
buy the ebook
iBook Kindle Nook
Chrisy Ross on twitter
« The Women | Main | Speedo-Mon »
Monday
Aug102009

Almost Badass

[I wrote this post for my other blog "See Chrisy Run", but thought I'd post it here too.]

Supermodel and I completed the Jupiter Peak Steeplechase on Saturday. Our concern about the weather was for naught. We couldn't have asked for more perfect conditions weather-wise. The temps were in the 40s and 50s, no wind, no rain, and blue skies. My gear bag was packed with so many clothing options, it looked like I was going on vacation for a week. I wore a sleeveless shirt and no gloves. I was very comfortable.

Race Synopsis:

Mile 1:  Up

Mile 2:  Up

Mile 3:  Up

Mile 4:  Up

Mile 5:  Up

Mile 6:  Up

Mile 7Areyoukiddingme? Up [Without exaggeration we climbed, using our hands, to the top of Jupiter Peak. The peak was comprised of loose rock with weeds growing sporadically. We could grab the weeds for balance, but there was no trail and the rocks slipped underfoot. The view gave me vertigo and nausea, so I looked quickly...once. Maybe another time.]

Mile 8:  Slightly Down [after scaling the Peak], but then... UP

Mile 9:  Slightly Down - Fall Number ONE for me.

Mile 10:  Down

Mile 11:  Down

Mile 12:  Down

Mile 13:  Down, Up, Down - Fall Number TWO for me.

Mile 14:  Down

Mile 15:  Down - Fall Number THREE for me.

Mile 16:  Down - FINISH!

There were varying degrees of intensity and grade with the climbs and descents, but you get the picture.

For those who haven't run a hill climb that includes a descent, running down is more difficult than one would think. There were a few sections that were too steep to run, and the runnable sections required restraint on my part because my knees can't take the pounding.

Supermodel and I separated early in the race. It happens. We positioned ourselves at the very back of the pack before the start. Once we began running, I realized we'd made a mistake. There were people ahead of us who probably should not have been. We were running on a forest service road for roughly the first half mile, then we all poured onto a single-track trail that was 18" wide. The race began up a hill, so everyone was dealing with immediate oxygen debt. I did the best I could to reposition myself before the single-track.  Supermodel was doing the same thing, but we lost each other. We both knew the other would be okay.

This was a very difficult event, which made reaching the finish line that much sweeter. Chris and the boys were there to support me, and Chris took several pictures. Here I am before I noticed Chris or the boys.

DSC_0011

With yards to go, I saw this...

DSC_0001

Which made me so happy, I almost cried...

DSC_0013 

...before I finally ran across the finish line.

DSC_0017 

After the race, Supermodel and I hugged and congratulated one another. It's always a bonding experience to train with someone and complete a goal together. [We still have two more events ahead of us.] Supermodel told me all about her run, and I told her about mine. We shared and cared about each other's aches, pains, joys, and victorious moments. Supermodel and a few other runners were charged by a mother moose and her baby around mile four on the course! 

DSC_0035

Supermodel also fell, only once, but she was scraped pretty badly. We decided it's not your first trail race if you don't leave skin on the trail. Just like, it's not a party until somebody pukes. We're both officially initiated.

Toddler Child did not like seeing my skinned knees...

 DSC_0021

Supermodel and I after wiping ourselves with Wet Wipes.

DSC_0038

Before we loaded up the car to head home, we paid a visit to the results table. We were each handed a card with our UNOFFICIAL Overall Finish as well as our Age Group Finish. My card said 32nd overall. 
Supermodel's overall finish was very near that. We asked the woman who handed us our cards how many people actually ran the race and she said close to 250. Supermodel and I raised our eyebrows at each other and said, Not too shabby!

The following day, OFFICIAL Results were posted on a website. I discovered that our "Overall Finish" results were for WOMEN only. The race was timed as a Men's Steeplechase and a Women's Steeplechase, which is typically a subset of Official Results in other races I've completed.

I called Supermodel.

Me:  Guess what?

Supermodel:  What?

Me:  Official Results are posted and we didn't do quite as well as we thought. We still did a great job, but it's a little deflating. Our overall finish number was only for WOMEN.

Supermodel:  I liked thinking it was for the whole field.

Me:  Me too. 

We may not have finished quite as well as we originally thought, but we each did better than we expected we would. And? It's possible I finished the race with a broken wrist. It's definitely sprained, the swelling's gone down, and my mobility's returning. If it's not better tomorrow, I'll get an X-ray.

DSC_0003_3 

Tell me that's not badass.

Reader Comments (32)

That wrist is undoubtedly a badge of honor to be proud of...now go get an x-ray!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTristan
OMG....I am hurting just looking at you. Ouuucchhhh!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJane
You ARE totally BAD ASS! My husband and I just sat at our desk and read this post together - and we are BOTH super impressed! You and supermodel both did awesome! GO CHRISY GO! Two more races, right? I'm going to be cheering you on from here.

I can't believe you fell three times and KEPT going! I can't believe how scraped up you are. Like the party analogy! I also can't believe supermodel got chased by a moose! That's really scary!

I am so glad you shared this whole story with us...it's so inspiring to me! You rock!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterchristy
wow... what a day for you! I loved the signs held by your sweet boys! :) Congratulations!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpam
Seriously badass. Your poor knees!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMiddle Aged Woman
Amazing, Chris. Such an inspiration. Your arms ROCK! What is the band around your leg? New to the idea of running/HIIT, I am quite intrigued by it all… Good for you for getting out there and DOING IT!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoe Girl
You are It! Sounds like an amazing day of up and down.
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer
I am impressed! I cannot imagine participating in that race. Wow. Way to go, both of you!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. D
You ARE bad ass! I'm in awe.
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKate Coveny Hood
That is one amazing achievement.

See as how I would puke after half a mile!
August 10, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMary
I'm impressed :)
August 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRachel Cotterill
Wow, you are a badass! You're in amazing shape!
August 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBobbi Olson
a. totally bad assb. totally ripped...Yowzer! Hot Mama.c. Ouch!
August 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDeidre
Way to go, Ms. BAD ASS! You totally rock! I nearly teared up when I saw your sons' signs. How sweet was that? Kudos for Dad (?) for thinking of it.
August 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnne
Ouch! And ouch!

I don't miss running. At all. So you can have all that fun for me.

And really -- a moose?
August 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDa Goddess


Way to go Chrisy! That's not just badass, you kicked ass. Cute little personal cheering section too! Much congrats on your accomplishment - now relax, nurse those wounds, and wash away your aches and pains with some good wine.
August 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca Petridis
You totally kick ass!

Well done you for completing the run and leaving some skin on the track... Certainly hope that the wrist is just swollen, though...
August 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLady Fi
Very badass. And encouraging for us 40ish people trying to stay in shape. Congratulations!
August 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermichael.offworld
You are badazz. So much so you get Zs.

I got all choked up just looking at the pictures of your boys with their signs.

Congratulations Chris. This is truly an accomplishment of gargantuan proportion, physically and mentally. I'm in awe.
August 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCheri @ Blog This Mom!
Dude! That is FULL ON badass. Are you kidding me? You are awesome. Your kids are, too. I love it.

I wanna be just like you one day!!! :)
August 12, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterx
I think that race would have been the end of me... but the greeting you received at the finish line was priceless :-)CONGRATULATIONS
August 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoanna Jenkins
Wow...y'all rock! Glad you completed this--you should be proud.
August 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMuskrat
Whoa! That is definitely badass! Congratulations!
August 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMama Zen
Chris!This is awesome (well...not the wrist...) - that you did this! Wow!! I am super-impressed. And I can relate. We ran a 5K trail run at a state park last weekend. First half all uphill. And it poured rain the whole time we were out there. The downhill was a killer, running in streams of water. Although very fun, too!

So - that your run was 16 miles - wow!!!

Badass, no doubt!!
August 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLance
You fell down. You got up. You are my badass hero, Chris . . .
August 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertysdaddy
You are so freaking cool. And those gams! And those guns!

Really super impressed am I.

I also love thinking what a great role model you are for your boys. :)
August 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSan Diego Momma
You are a hardcore badass! When I was in high school we had this one run that was called the beacon. We had to run up to the top of this 1500 foot hill (which had a beacon light on it). I loved that run. I hated all the other runs we were forced to do, but that one! I can't imagine doing the downhill part now. No wonder my knees are so bad.
August 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCaptain Dumbass
I miss my running days, even though I was a track and road-racing girl that never did anything as rugged as this. Congrats! I can only imagine your sense of accomplishment. I miss the way I felt when I physically pushed myself hard.
Sitting here in awe.

And also?

Totally badass.
August 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer
Almost, my ass. Totally badass.
August 16, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercorbie
1.) Dear holy jeebus on a barbecue stick. That looked like hell. I was exhausted just reading your post!

2.) My internet god kids? Oh. My. Word. Too cute. Seriously, if you'd let me buy 'em the world you know I totally would.

3.) Bad. Ass. Certified.
August 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Demigod
That is DEFINITELY badass! WOW! I'm SO impressed! At about mile 5 I'd be the old lady in the commercial, "Help. I've fallen and I can't get up!" WOWZA Congrats! Love the photos of the boys...too cute!
September 6, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterConnie Simplicity

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.

My response is on my own website »
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>